milkobitchmickey:

do you ever remember season 4 and like

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover

dinklaged:

I’ve been staying at Ian’s since you’ve been in the can, bitch. Guess what we’ve been doing, daddy! We’ve been fucking. And I take it. He gives it to me good and hard and I fucking like it…fuck you! I suck his dick! I fucking love it!

± doing the mouth thing

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

"Mickey, have a seat, man. No one gives a shit who you bang."

sararye:

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